He is doing SO SO SO SO BAD!!! First he forgot to tell people to go catch fish so last night we had NO DINNER! I got a letter from my crew saying that i need to take over and that it was all my fault that he is captain. The letter was really harsh! It goes Like This:

Dear X Captain

How could you crown that beast Captain.

Do not tell me that you miss telling us what to do. You are the biggest, meanest, ugliest worst friend and captain anyone could have.

Your X Crew

P.S- Please come back i really miss you!!!!

See that is what I have to live with and that is the best letter I have had all DAY! If i told you the other letters you eyes would fall out. you should see the language they use.